>
>
> When I Take a long time to finish, **
> I am slow,* *
> When my boss takes a long time, **
> he is thorough*
> *
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>
>
> When I don't do it, **
> I am lazy,**
> When my boss does not do it,* *
> he is busy,*
> *
>
>
> When I do something without being told, ** I am trying to* * be
> smart,* * When my boss does the same, ** he takes the initiative,*
> *
>
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> When I please my boss, **
> I am apple polishing,* *
> When my boss pleases his boss, **
> he is cooperating,*
> *
>
>
> When I make a mistake, **
> you're an idiot.* *
> When my boss makes a mistake, **
> he's only human.*
> *
>
>
> When I am out of the office, **
> I am w**a**ndering around.* *
> When my boss is out of the office, **
> he's on business.*
> *
>
>
> When I am on a day off sick, **
> I am always sick.* *
> When my boss is a day off sick, **
> he must be very ill.*
> *
>
>
> When I apply for leave, **
> I must be going for an* *
> interview* *
> When my boss applies for leave, **
> it's because he's**
> overworked*
> *
>
>
> When I do good, **
> my boss never remembers,* *
> When I do wrong,* *
> he never forgets*
